The Nice Diary - 2005 by 5 Pints
Thought I'd respond with the Nice Diaries! (That's Neeeece, not nice)
Flew to Nice
Looked at flats and drank coffee.
Watched young Gwendolene buy a nice pied a terre in Nice.
Now there's a diary - short, to the point, no convoluted attempts at humour. Any chance we could persuade Major Orton to give it the same treatment on his next trip to his second home (you know where).